So my mother has this really annoying habit of trying to break the door when i'm in the bathroom. It's like i go to the bathroom and a few moments later she will always want something, so she will try to open the door and get me out of there. So i came up with a few genius comebacks:
*knock knock*
mom: 'What are you doing there?'
me: 'Shaving hedgehogs'
*knock knock*
mom: 'I wanna pee!'
me: 'You want the tub or the sink?'
*knock knock*
mom: 'I have an urge'
me: 'I'm not hungry"
*knock knock*
mom: 'Let me in!'
me: 'So we could sit on a toilet together?'
