Day 61

I live with a very dangerous monster. It feeds on coca-cola and beer. Beer, lots of beer every day. It plays a weird online game called Travian. I think it has an owner, because it keeps calling and recieving calls from a male creature. He is sometimes mad at my roommate, when it plays Travian in a wrong way and sniffs other monsters. My monster is pretty and quite tamed, but it's most scary at night while sleeping, when it twiches a lot in lust for blood... or beer. Sometimes my monster opens books and tries to read them, but it can only murmur some songs in a strange language instead.


All in all I am very happy with the monster I live with. The monsters in the other room are very scary and suspicious. One of them likes to draw a beautiful human face on its head. It also leaves its black hair everywhere, especially in the bathroom. This hair doesn't let me go to the toilet and growls at me. I find it very frightening. This hair also stalks me everywhere I go, I find it on my clothes, in my socks and underpants.

The other monster is extremely strange. It wants me and others to wash our dishes and clean after ourselves. This is something completely new. I have trouble with understanding this, but I try to make a cute face and hide in my room as much and as fast as I can. This monster often stays in Tartu on weekends to watch me.